#transitional wall decor

[doctor-rapture]

Family Room in Houston Large transitional open concept porcelain tile family room photo with gray walls and a media wall

[toyastales]

Shades of Pink

[spockandawe]

Oh, I forgot to use this picture anywhere! It's been an exhausting, EXHAUSTING spring, including the painting, including the paneling, including a trip to nj to retrieve a pile of furniture, including way too much crochet for human hands to safely endure. But the guest room is coming together! The lips are probably getting evicted to the next guest room over (music/manga room), because the Horrors have faded enough that I'm itching for my next paint job, and I think it's going to be a pink and red palette. Just having one vibrant room in my house makes me so happy already, I simply HAVE to continue

Actually, you know what, have these curio cabinets too, because I'm delighted with how they turned out. More gifted old furniture finally giving me a dignified residence for my knickknacks. Pls note the tasteful heavy bookbinding objects on the bottom shelves definitely because they're pretty and not because I almost tipped these things over more than once before getting them anchored to the walls

[love-is-vengeful]

Dining Room Kitchen Dining

[hekyll-jyde]

Dining Room Phoenix Example of a large traditional kitchen/dining room combination with a dark wood floor and a brown floor, multicolored walls, and no fireplace.

[sebastianchris]

Living Room Enclosed in Orange County

[pricew]

Guest - Transitional Bedroom

[ellanewton]

DC Metro Transitional Family Room Family room - mid-sized transitional enclosed family room idea with brown floors and walls painted in a variety of colors. There is also no fireplace and a wall-mounted television.

[lakewoodtrash]

Powder Room - Bathroom

A small transitional powder room design example

[romerocarley]

Home Office Freestanding Dallas Photo of a study room with a large transitional freestanding desk, a brown floor, and white walls

[mcmansionhell]

2007-core nostalgia extravaganza

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Howdy folks! I hope if you were born between 1995 and 2001 you're ready for some indelible pre-recession vibes because I think this entire house, including the photos have not been touched since that time.

This Wake County, NC house, built in 2007, currently boasts a price tag of 1.7 million smackaroos. Its buxom 4 bedrooms and 4.5 baths brings the total size to a completely reasonable and not at all housing-bubble-spurred 5,000 square feet.

I know everyone (at least on TikTok) thinks 2007 and goes immediately to the Tuscan theming trend that was super popular at the time (along with lots of other pseudo-euro looks, e.g. "french country" "tudor" etc). In reality, a lot of decor wasn't particularly themed at all but more "transitional" which is to say, neither contemporary nor super traditional. This can be pulled off (in fact, it's where the old-school Joanna Gaines excelled) but it's usually, well, bland. Overwhelmingly neutral. Still, these interiors stir up fond memories of the last few months before mommy was on the phone with the bank crying.

I think I've seen these red/navy/beige rugs in literally every mid-2000s time capsule house. I want to know where they came from first and how they came to be everywhere. My mom got one from Kirkland's Home back in the day. I guess the 2010s equivalent would be those fake distressed overdyed rugs.

I hate the kitchen bench trend. Literally the most uncomfortable seating imaginable for the house's most sociable room. You are not at a 19th century soda fountain!!! You are a salesforce employee in Ohio!!!

You could take every window treatment in this house and create a sampler. A field guide to dust traps.

Before I demanded privacy, my parents had a completely beige spare bedroom. Truly random stuff on the walls. An oversized Monet poster they should have kept tbh. Also putting the rug on the beige carpet here is diabolical.

FYI the term "Global Village Coffeehouse" originates with the design historian Evan Collins whose work with the Consumer Aesthetics Research Institute!!!!

This photo smells like a Yankee Candle.

Ok, now onto the last usable photo in the set:

No but WHY is the house a different COLOR??????? WHAT?????

Alright, I hope you enjoyed this special trip down memory lane! Happy (American) Labor Day Weekend! (Don't forget that labor is entitled to all it creates!)

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[odetothebrogueking]

Transitional Family Room - Enclosed Inspiration for a mid-sized transitional enclosed carpeted family room remodel with white walls

[toyastales]

Art is the main focal point in this bedroom.

[lesbianese]

Atlanta Bedroom Kids Room

[loveunconditionallyx]

Atlanta Bedroom Kids Room

[abconcerns]

Atlanta Bedroom Kids Room